Monday, February 16, 2015


Ok, these things are awesome.  AWESOME.  They're like crack.  Seriously.  You will not be able to eat enough of them.  I've been eating them for weeks. They go with everything. They reheat for lunches.  They're better than potato pancakes, better than french fries.  Even people who don't like veggies enjoy them.  They just might be the perfect food.

Go easy on the flour if you want to keep them low carb.  This recipe will work with gluten-free all-purpose flour as well as traditional.  Try them.  Tonight.  You will thank me for it.

Oh, and don't skip on the dip.  Seriously, DON'T.

1 cup broccoli florets
1 cup cauliflower
1/2 cup grated carrot
2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper
1 tsp Nature's Seasons
1 tsp onion powder (or chopped chives/green onions)
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/4 - 1/2 cup flour (gluten free or wheat)
1/8 tsp red pepper flakes
1 - 2 eggs
1/2 cup parmesan (can be freshly grated, or use the stuff you buy in a can in the store)
Frying oil (vegetable oil is fine)

1) Cut the broccoli and cauliflower into bite-sized chunks.  This is a great time to use the more stemmy parts of the plant, as they work very well in this recipe.  Steam or boil for 5 minutes; drain and add in carrots.  Let sit a few minutes.

2) Now you need to coarsely chop the steamed veggies.  You can do this with knives, or you can use a pastry cutter.  Be careful not to mash the veggies; they should still be somewhat firm and maintain their shape.

3) Add in the dry ingredients and toss to coat.  Now this part is important: TASTE the mixture before adding the eggs.  The flour and the veggies can really absorb flavor, so you may need to add more seasonings before you add the eggs.  You will need 1 - 2 of them, depending on size.  The important thing is to get the right texture: mixture should be sticky enough to hold together when you squeeze it in the palm of your hand.  This can be tricky if you're trying to go easy on the flour, so be patient.  As long as a handful will hold together, you should be fine, but you may need to bite the bullet and add extra flour if it's being stubborn.  In a pinch, you could use 1/4 tsp xanthan gum, but I've never needed to.

4) In a deep frying pan or small sauce pan, heat the oil to 180 degrees.  Take a small handful of the veggie mixture, just big enough to fit in your palm, flatten into a disc shape, and slide it into the oil.  BE CAREFUL not to splash the hot oil on yourself!  You can use a large spoon to help with this process.  I usually get five or six fritters into the oil, then watch them closely because they like to stick to the bottom of the pan.  Fry till golden brown, flipping at least once.  Remove with a slotted spoon to a plate with a paper towel on it.  Continue until all the veggie mix has been shaped and fried.

Now you have your fritters.  DO NOT STOP HERE.  You can fix the dip while you're frying the fritters up, so there's no excuse not to take the time to make this. 

1 package cream cheese
1 cup sour cream
1 package ranch dip mix
1/2 tsp garlic powder
dash salt

1) In a small saucepan, warm the sour cream on low heat.  Cut the cream cheese into chunks and mix into the sour cream; stir till consistency is smooth.  Whisk in remaining ingredients.  Mixture will thicken as it cools, so reheat gently if needed.

OK, now you have your fritters and your dip.

Now you dip the fritters into the dip and eat them.

You're welcome.

I'll post pictures the next time I make these.  Which won't be long, because they're seriously addictive.


  1. I don't know if you'll still see this after so long, but just wanted to say I have just been through your whole blog and copied many recipes! I like that they are simple and, of course, low carb/keto.

    I hope you are doing well. I love that you have a farm and raise and slaughter meat kindly. Some days I feel guilty I am not a vegetarian when I see stories, but I know God put those animals here for us to eat, I just wish I could afford to buy from a private farmer who does the same as you.

    Anyway, thanks for all the great recipes! I don't know if you originated that mozerella pizza crust, but people have gone mad with it and it has metamorphasized into many different recipes. I bought mozz today to try it tonight. Take care!

  2. Why thank you, Jan! I do log in once in a blue moon to see how the blog is faring. I'm thrilled that you - and so many others! - have found the recipes easy, useful and tasty. The pizza crust really did end up being the most popular, I'm glad people like it; I myself got it from a site years ago and adapted it a bit, so I'm glad to pay it forward.

    Don't feel bad about eating meat, meat is good and a gift from God. Responsible animal stewardship is the great goal, but sometimes there's just no local option for that. Keep your eyes open though, buying local is getting to be so popular you might find an option near you in the future.

    God bless!

  3. I'm a little confused here. I was under the impression that your blog was all keto. While this might be relatively low carb the flour and carrot take it way out of the realm of being ketogenic.

    1. I wish I had seen this reply before I ate this. I just started a ketogenic diet to control my diabetes. After eating this my blood sugar was 230. It is usually 140. I did not realize it was not a keto recipe since the blog makes it appear that it is. I guess I have to learn more.